Possibly the worst writing challenge ever, but what the hell, it’s worth a shot.
To reorganise the text in one of the comments sitting in my spam box and turn it into something that makes a little more sense.
Not much point in rules. It’s a silly idea anyway…
Greetings frkm Colorado!
I’m boored too tars att work. Comee oon over aand position ths putt uup higher! I’m loaded oon myy pbone. I’m shocked att howw quick you’ve interested me. Come sitt on somme veery vazlid points! I lovee aall the attention-grabbing plints you make on my iphone during lie down. Can’t wait tto take a lolk wen I gget home. I desire to see more and be happy! I’m not even using WIFI!