Contact Me

Feel free to contact me. I’m friendly. 

Unless…you’re a spammer, scammer or jackass.

And just in case you’re selling something, I can’t afford to buy it. Trust me.

Don’t be offended if it takes a couple of days for me to reply. I’m probably working on a story. Or maybe I’ve been swept off my feet by a long-haired, leather-clad, metal head. I’m hoping it’s the latter.