Feel free to contact me. I’m friendly.
Unless…you’re a spammer, scammer or jackass.
And just in case you’re selling something, I can’t afford to buy it. Trust me.
Don’t be offended if it takes a couple of days for me to reply. I’m probably working on a story. Or maybe I’ve been swept off my feet by a long-haired, leather-clad, metal head. I’m hoping it’s the latter.